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(WSU) College taught me that going to some classes drunk can be very entertaining... whirly bird.
(WSU) College taught me there is a different name for each day of the week for getting fucked up.
(EWU) College taught me that going to a final still drunk from the last night might make you throw up.
(Linfield) College taught me that campus security may not be the gestapo, but they are damn close.
(WSU) College taught me how to like cheap alcohol.
(TVCC) College taught me if at first you don't succeed...you can always re-take it next semester.
(WSU) College taught me that canned air has many different uses including: surprise freezing of the ass as well as filling someones room with it causing them and the entire hall to be able to taste it.
(WSU) College taught me that you should lock your computer.
(WSU) College taught me alcohol is not actually a food group.
(WSU) College taught me that rooftops are not a good place to get caught.
(WSU) College taught me that pokemon at 3 in the morning with your fraternity brothers is the shit!
(WSU) College taught me that you should lock your computer or find meatspin on it.