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(OSU) College taught me there's no shame in drunk-dialing. Unless it's an ex. And it always is.
(WSU) College taught me a whole new meaning to the term 'LAN party'.
(WSU) College taught me that the human body is amazing... how else could it survive on cafeteria "food" for a year?
(WSU) College taught me that it is indeed possible to walk uphill both ways.
(MSU) College taught me Don't fuck with the cops on horses. You maybe able to outrun a pig, but you can't out run a horse.
(WSU) College taught me that you can justify many stupid things by being drunk.
(WSU) College taught me what a 30 bomb is.
(WSU) College taught me that if you graduated high school early you should not go straight to college until your legal.
(WSU) College taught me that syllabus week doesn't have to be boring, you can just stay drunk all week.
(WSU) College taught me that with a library open until 2:00 am why start researching any time before midnight the night before?
(WSU) College taught me that frat drinks should be drank VERY carefully unless you like to black out.
(WSU) College taught me that going to some classes drunk can be very entertaining... whirly bird.