Most Recent - College Taught Me...

(WSU) College taught me that everyone will have to buy another external or internal harddrive because of file sharing.

(WSU) College taught me that ordering a pizza at 3AM is normal for both you and the pizza guy.

(WSU) College taught me that fake IDs actually work very well.

(WSU) College taught me that everyone has a cell phone, and making calls are the last thing they're used for.

(WSU) College taught me that having a vagina makes it ten times easier to get into a party.

(WSU) College taught me learning by osmosis does not work.

(UW) College taught me beer can not only make a boring night fun but a boring class awesome!

(UW) College taught me sunshine = boobies

(WSU) College taught me that anything, even a door can be used as a beer pong table.

(WSU) College taught me that no matter how much you think you're resistant to the effects of alcohol, lemonade makes it worse and will get rid of that idea quick.

(WSU) College taught me you learn more when your taking classes that you actually dont pay for such as photoshop 101.

(UW) College taught me there's no such things as quite hours.