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(WSU) College taught me that your resident advisor probably drinks more than you do.
(WSU) College taught me Taking a summer math course is like asking Ted Bundy to personally come murder you.
(UW) College taught me That knowing the bartenders on a first name basis, is a very very good thing.
(SFSU) College taught me never to drink the night before an 8 AM final... unless you want to throw up all over your 8 AM final
(UI) College taught me that you've never had friends you relied on this much... until now when you all need each other more than you realize.
(WSU) College taught me to never let your room mate talk you in to answering your door at midnight... it could be a giant gorilla!
(EWU) College taught me that you dont get drunk at the bar, you drink before and black out at the bar.
(WSU) College taught me that depending on where your school is, you'll drink a different kind of cheap beer
(WSU) College taught me that you always feel like you have no time, but then you realize that it's because you spend it all on facebook.
(UO) College taught me that getting twisted on Halloween and then going to a school-run dance is frightening.
(WSU) College taught me the most condoms are sold on moms weekend.
(WSU) College taught me that any story starting with a bottle of tequila always ends up with handcuffs and a terrible hangover.